Life's Too Short (To Say I've Never Sucked a Dick!)

I've traveled the world, been everywhere.
I love the ladies but I just don't care.
Life's too short to say I've never been to Baltimore.
'Cause the same old same old just makes me bored.

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Life's too short to say I never sucked a dick.
I guess I'm straight, but what of it?
We're all somewhere between a Kinsey 0 or 6.
If you don't like it you can…
Eat a whole bag of dicks!

Heteroflexable? Naw, I'm just me.
I go to pride 'cause it's a fucking party.
They aren't my gay friends, they're just my friends.
& yes barkeep… I'll have another Rev!

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